"We should enact an 'e' tax. Government agents would roam the country looking for stores whose names contained any word that ended in an unnecessary 'e,' such as 'shoppe' or 'olde,' and the owners of these stores would be taxed at a flat rate of $50,000 per year per 'e.' We should also consider an additional $50,000 'ye' tax, so that the owner of a store called 'Ye Olde Shoppe' would have to fork over $150,000 a year. In extreme cases, such as 'Ye Olde Barne Shoppe,' the owner would simply be taken outside and shot."
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Appetite Suppressant Supplements - Self Control in a Bottle?
Willpower From Popping a Pill? Well, Yes! Appetite suppressant supplements are one of the most popular diet pills marketed and purchased today. Why is that you ask? Well, they actually help a lot of people to "get back in line" after periods of binging ...
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Are Natural Skin Care Products The Answer To All Problems?
When it comes to skin care products, you will find that a lot of people are very particular about using only natural skin care products. They treat all the synthetic products as harmful to the skin. So, are natural skin care products the answer to all of ...
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Are Weight Loss Supplements Effective?
Are Weight Loss Supplements Effective? By Gelfey Weight Loss supplements have emerged as a savior for the major portion of the overweighing population. However, the concerns over which supplement to take for a healthy weight loss is a continuing ...
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Are You A Food Addict?
Seem to Control You may overdose on potato chips or tortilla chips once in a while, but would you consider yourself to be a food addict? The answer is important, because it could be the key to determining what course of action you need to take in order ...
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Are you a Weight Watcher?
The decision to lose weight is not one that many people make lightly - excuse the pun. Often, it has been flitting around in the mind for years. It may even have been reached, acted on and abandoned as another fad diet bit the dust. Then, a rogue ...
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Are you an emotial eater?
We go out to eat to celebrate a birthday, anniversary, promotion, etc. Or we entertain around dinner parties and holidays. At church functions, there are socials and potluck meals. You name it and somehow it all revolves around food. Yes it has a role in ...
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Are You Confused By All The Different Diets? Here's A Quick Diet Comparison
It would not be surprising to hear your answer is "yes, I'm confused by all these so called diets." You may read from one expert that low carbohydrate (low carb) and high protein is the way to lose weight. Another will try to convince you that low fat, ...
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Are you one of a million walking time bombs?
Let's suppose you have high blood pressure and you have to take medications to treat it . what can you do? Or you're not on medication, but should be. Hypertension, the scientific name for constant high blood pressure, is considered a silent killer ...
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Are Your Kids Sabotaging Your Weight Loss?
If you are a mom at home on a diet, you will probably related to a frequent situation I encounter as a weight loss consultant. Many of my clients with children are able to keep to a healthy eating plan through most circumstances except two. It all starts ...
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Arthritis--Can it be Prevented?
Overview of Arthritis Effective help is currently available for people to proactively manage arthritis and enjoy life to the fullest. But the actual prevention of arthritis itself is yet another story. With rheumatoid arthritis (RA), the membranes or ...
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Attack The Snacks And Lose Weight
Did you know that when you are on a diet, if you eat something and no one sees you - it doesn't contain any calories! Of course that's not true...but it is how many of us think! Do you eat when you are bored, upset or angry? Do you find that every day ...
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Attack the Snacks to Lose Weight
Did you know that when you are on a diet, if you eat something and no one sees you - it doesn't contain any calories! Of course that's not true...but it is how many of us think! Do you eat when you are bored, upset or angry? Do you find that every day ...
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Attention All Moms! Manage Your Stress with 8 Simple Yet Effective Stress Relief Tips
Moms are some of the busiest people on the planet. From working a 9-5 job to getting the kids off the school or from attending soccer games to chaperoning a slumber party, a mom's feet never seem to stay still. Some moms are responsible for taking care of ...
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Avoiding fat for healthier eating
While some fat in the diet is necessary, and it would be a mistake to try to eliminate all fat from the diet, most people simply eat too much fat. Cutting back on fat is an important part of creating a healthier diet and lifestyle. There are a number of ...
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Balance Your Life, Not Just Your Check Book - Part 1
Many of us get caught up in the business of living. We go to work and put in 8 hours or more at the office, most of the week. Or, we run our own business and work for much longer than 40 hours each week, thinking we can do that little bit more to make a ...
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Mass. wants calorie counts at fast-food outlets - Philadelphia Inquirer BOSTON - Massachusetts health officials plan to follow the lead of New York City and California in requiring fast-food chains to post calorie counts for their products on boards behind the order counter. That is one of several proposals in a healthy ...
Smooth over holiday eating with healthy drinking - Morning Journal No comments posted. December holidays leave us measuring the festive fun by the number of empty cookie tins and foiled ham wrappers that fill their trash bins and have some of us measuring our waistlines. If turning the page on the calendar means ...
City health chief's food fight targets meat - Chicago Tribune Chicago health commissioner Dr. Terry Mason has a message for Chicagoans who enjoy devouring meat in all its fat-dripping, artery-clogging glory: Don't do it. As part of his campaign to slim down waists and lower blood pressure, blood sugar and ...
Nell knows good food - Edinburgh News WOLFING down a potato scone and mushroom buttie, slathered in tomato sauce, is perhaps not the best preparation to meet Nell Nelson. It should probably have been a breakfast of wholegrain cereals, or porridge sprinkled with fresh fruit. "Oh well ...
Getting healthy is presentation's goal - Houma Courier If you have ever made the New Year’s resolution — “I am going to go on a diet now that the holidays are over,” but didn’t fulfill your mission, this presentation might be just for you. “Getting Back on the Healthy Track” will be ...
Fort Campbell to expand medical facilities - Leaf Chronicle Over the next two years, Fort Campbell's medical facilities will grow and expand dramatically, with the addition of more clinics and renovations and all-new buildings. "The flood gates have opened and there's a lot of projects going on," said Dave ...
Local man resolves to lead a healthy life - Battle Creek Enquirer EMMETT TOWNSHIP — Once topping the scales at 493 pounds, Dan Bradley was so obese he could not breathe lying on his back under the crushing weight of his fat. "I'd eat a dozen donuts," said Bradley, 50, of Battle Creek. "I'd have four in the ...
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